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Fer Chrissake, It's Christmas

from That's A Reindeer, Stupid! A Plodes Christmas by The Plodes

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Yes, I know I've gained weight
Joined the Y, but it's hard to lose
Any more observations?
Yes, I know there's holes in my shoes
No, I don't have a girlfriend
I'm uptight cuz you make me uptight
Don't be passive-aggressive
Didn't want us to fight tonight

Fer Chrissake, it's Christmas
Didn't fly here to make a scene
For fuck's sake, we're family
Save the freakshow for Halloween
Fer Chrissake, it's Christmas
We've been over this before
This is why we don't talk no more
I'm not ready to fight this war
So help me, I'll slam the door
Fer Chrissake it's Christmas

Yes, I went veg again
I'm sure the ham's fine, chill out
No, I still don't watch football
It's not something I care about
No, I didn't vote Liberal
You know I vote NDP
Yes, I still work in retail
Thanks for the economy

Fer Chrissake, it's Christmas
Didn't fly here to make a scene
For fuck's sake, we're family
Save the freakshow for Halloween
Fer Chrissake, it's Christmas
We've been over this before
This is why we don't talk no more
I'm not ready to fight this war
So help me, I'll slam the door
Fer Chrissake it's Christmas

Fer Chrissake, it's Christmas
Didn't fly here to make a scene
For fuck's sake, we're family
Save the freakshow for Halloween
Fer Chrissake, it's Christmas
We've been over this before
This is why we don't talk no more
I'm not ready to fight this war
So help me, I'll slam the door
Fer Chrissake it's Christmas

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from That's A Reindeer, Stupid! A Plodes Christmas, released December 4, 2020

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